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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 8828 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu   (09/24/2009)

According to a study, nine out of ten people have premarital sex. And this is shocking to many. But it makes sense! Would you buy a used car without testing it out?

The answer is -yes-.. If you also believe in an invisible man who always knows if you've been doing good or wrong, so kind of like Santa Clause, but with a six-pack.. And a less date-rapey beard.
-Phil DeFranco, The Philip DeFranco Show
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by: Korei Ryuu   (08/21/2009)

Mind your business.
Mean
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by: Korei Ryuu   (08/12/2009)

"No. Im not listening to you, you're not even there!"
-Fight Club
TV/Movies
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by: Korei Ryuu   (07/27/2009)

Go die in a fire.
Mean
12 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (07/27/2009)

Go take a long walk off a short cliff.
Mean
11 Clicks
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