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El Quemador

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by: El Quemador (10/16/2009)

A woman with huge knockers is approached by a man. He says:
"Will you let me pinch your breasts for $1,000 dollars?"
The woman says of course "No."
"How about $10,000 Dollars?"
Still no..
Finally she accepts for 1 million dollars. So the man touches and plays with her breasts for a while... until the lady eventually asks:
"When are you going to pinch them?"
To which the man replies: "I don't think I will. It's too expensive" =P
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