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So far I've submitted 2 away messages, and they've been used a total of 2333 times. Here are my messages...

by: ckandy 34 (07/12/2008)

They say, 'guns don't kill people, people kill people'.

But I believe the guns help because if you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.
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by: ckandy 34 (07/07/2008)

How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?
Choke it 'til it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
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