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aceofhearts2733

So far I've submitted 6 away messages, and they've been used a total of 6971 times. Here are my messages...

by: aceofhearts2733 (11/27/2007)

School...It's not prison, but it's pretty damn close. And sometimes I wish it was.
School/Class
1158 Clicks

by: aceofhearts2733 (11/27/2007)

Emperor Caligula elected his horse as a Roman senator. Kinda makes Bush look half-way decent.
Political
1164 Clicks

by: aceofhearts2733 (11/27/2007)

Your momma is so fat, that...

...You know what? Screw it, you just suck.
Mean
1157 Clicks

by: aceofhearts2733 (11/15/2007)

I always wondered why they called it "babysitting". I mean, you're not sitting on top of their heads to get them to shut up... Wait, that might work. Hmmm...
Babysitting
1163 Clicks

by: aceofhearts2733 (11/15/2007)

I once tried to time myself to see how long I could play Halo 3 without stopping. My timer ran out of batteries after the first week. Worthless piece of crap...
Gaming
1172 Clicks

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