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Bob Goo

So far I've submitted 3 away messages, and they've been used a total of 314 times. Here are my messages...

by: Bob Goo   (08/21/2007)

You are just a pimple on the butt of the loser with no life who worships my secretary because she worships me and everything I do.
Other/Random
82 Clicks
by: Bob Goo   (06/22/2007)

Hi there, I'm Clint Eastwood, otherwise known as Dirty Harry. I don't appreciate being disturbed by lame fans while I'm around. I also happen to be holding a .44 magnum. So I'm going to ask you this once and only once to get you off my back. "Do you feel lucky punk? Well? Do you? "
TV/Movies
146 Clicks
by: Bob Goo   (05/07/2007)

A message to all noobs everywhere: My name is (insert here). Learn it well. Fear it.
Gaming
86 Clicks
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