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by: bored2death   (05/14/2008)

"People always leave"
-Peyton, One Tree Hill

...prove me wrong
Love
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by: bored2death   (05/14/2008)

If you love someone, but they just don't feel the same about you, then set them free, the pain will kill you eventually anyways.
Love
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by: kate28   (05/14/2008)

Today we salute you Mr. Baseball Stadium Glove Wearing Guy.
Armed with your lucky mitt,
You patiently wait for your chance to bring home one of the 700,000,000 baseballs produced last year.
(I've only got one ball)
Your mitt screams, "I'm a die-hard baseball fan."
It also screams, "I'm too delicate to catch a ball bare-handed."
The only thing steamier than a stadium hot dog?
The hand stuck inside that mitt since batting practice.
(not really as delicious)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh Señor Screwball.
Watching that ball bounce off your temple,
Will always be our favorite pastime.
Drinking
1 Clicks
by: cody89swish   (05/14/2008)

Every minute draws closer to the time I get to be with you. <3
Love
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by: bored2death   (05/14/2008)

When life hands you a burning bag of crap, EAT IT! Cuz it's the best you're going to ever get anyways.
Mean
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