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by: d1nonly (05/22/2007)

♥ I Want a Guy Who Would Move The Hair Away From My Eyes & Then Kiss Me. Hold My Hand In Line At The Mall To Make All The Girls Jealous .. Someone Who Would Sing To Me At RAND0M Moments. Who Would Let Me Sleep On Their Chest .♥ & He Wouldn` Mind If i Ate More Than Him .. Someone Who Would Let Me Gossip To Him .. & Would Just Smile & AGREE With Everything I Said .. No Matter How POiNTLESS!!.. He Would Throw ♥ Stuffed Animals ♥ At Me When i Acted Dumb & Then Kissssed Me a MILLION Times !! Someone Who Made Fun Of Me Just To Make Me Laugh ` He Would Tell All His Friends About Me .. And SMiLE When He Did .. =] AND WE`D MAKE OUT IN THE P0URING RAIN ..!! He`d Never Be Afraid To Say I Love y0u In Front Of His Friends. & We`d Argue About SiLLy Things ..& Then Make Up <3 ♥I Want a Guy To Kiss Me At Midnight On New Year`s & Count Stars With Me ♥ He Would Tell Me In Beautiful .. But Not Too Often. ! & Make Me Laugh Like NOONEElse Could .. But M0STLy .. I Want Someone Who Would Be My Best Friend & Would NEVER Break My Heart. ♥
Girly
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by: yellosub22 (03/08/2004)

10 REASONS TO DATE A DANCER...
1. We're extremely flexible
2. We are fast learners
3. We keep a rhythm going
4. We are used to being naked in front of other people
5. At a club, we make you look good
6. Can you say nice legs?
7. "Why yes, I can wrap my legs around my head"
8. Dance outfits leave nothing to the imagination
9. We have mastered all the positions
10. We keep going even when it hurts

Girly
1,410 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/21/2004)

Cheerleading, be back later!
Girly
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by: Amy (03/01/2004)

Boyz hate the words Don't and Stop . . . Unless you put them together ;-)
Girly
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by: jellybelle90 (11/18/2004)

Men may be able to fix a car, but what male can handle cramps, bleeding for a week, and lame pick up lines?
Girly
1,409 Clicks

by: Anonymous (03/05/2004)

When all else fails . . . look cute!
Girly
1,408 Clicks

by: Katikat~ (06/09/2004)

This day was a total waste of makeup.....
Girly
1,408 Clicks

by: shygurl (07/01/2004)

10 Things You Won't Hear a Man Say
1. Let's watch Lifetime!
2. Sex is overrated.
3. I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4. Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5. There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6. I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7. My hips are too big.
8. Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9. Does this suit make me look fat?
10. I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
Girly
1,408 Clicks

by: ..::*U wIsH*::.. (05/29/2004)

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. Can get a massage,without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch. Flowers are okay, but jewelry is best. Would you look at my face, not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying you look at the ceiling! Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN Get it, you prick!
Girly
1,408 Clicks

by: karate kdogg (07/05/2005)

FYI: Your boyfriend's screen name is on my buddy list...
Girly
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