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by: 1337one   (04/30/2006)

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down
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by: AzianK25   (04/29/2006)

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre
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by: Blondie07   (04/29/2006)

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
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by: Blondie07   (04/29/2006)

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
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by: fuckinchucknorris   (04/29/2006)

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
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by: chucknorrisfan   (04/29/2006)

Chuck Norris is hiding Elvis in his beard.
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by: AzianK25   (04/29/2006)

Chuck Norris is never late, you're just early.
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by: chadfromchad   (04/26/2006)

When the boogie man goes to sleep he looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
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by: Death2Smochie225   (04/26/2006)

What would Chuck Norris do for a Klondike Bar?
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by: f18a2hornet   (04/24/2006)

Chuck Norris scored his first kill shortly after his birth. The second the doctor tried to slap Chuck, he was roundhoused in the head and did not survive the emergency surgery.
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