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by: Freakk (01/26/2010)

Chuck Norris can have just one Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris
1,237 Clicks

by: raa (01/05/2010)

Chuck Norris had a heart attack 3 years ago. The heart lost.
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: DarkArtist98 (10/16/2009)

Even Chuck Norris fears Master Chief.
Chuck Norris
1,252 Clicks

by: SAKE (08/21/2009)

You know how everyone checks under their bed for the boogeyman? Well the boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
1,254 Clicks

by: SAKE (08/21/2009)

Chuck Norris walked down the street with a b0ner...

There were no survivors
Chuck Norris
1,241 Clicks

by: SAKE (08/21/2009)

Super-glue is Chuck Norris's spit.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: zmander313 (06/09/2009)

Off telling retards that Chuck Norris jokes aren't away messages...
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: flippy2994 (05/29/2009)

Chuck Norris's smile once brought a dead puppy back to life
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: ADIDAS (05/29/2009)

Aliens are still out there, they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die.
Chuck Norris
1,245 Clicks

by: personns00 (05/29/2009)

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks


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