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by: Theatrebangel (03/23/2004)

While I'm away, here's something to think about:
We have a friggin Dick and a Bush running for President!
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by: adamsk8ing (03/16/2004)

"They misunderestimated me."
- George W. Bush
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by: bweagles2005 (03/13/2004)

"The Administration takes this development seriously. Botox, of course, is related to the botulism toxin, which can be processed into high-grade biological weapons. We have dispatched Dr. David Kay . . . to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. If Senator Kerry has used botox as part of a wrinkle enrichment program, he is in violation of U.N. Resolution 752. Upon receiving Dr. Kay's report, the weapons of mass destruction that Senator Kerry so adamantly insists do not exist . . . may well be above his very nose." Dick Cheney
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by: Chess (03/10/2004)

Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
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by: Jeff (03/10/2004)

The only time I support gay marriage is when it's two hot chicks.
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by: soccerguru4life (03/07/2004)

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet"- Al gore
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by: Kilthan2050 (03/07/2004)

A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
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1,176 Clicks

by: kick@$$ (03/06/2004)

Bombing for peace is like f*cking for virginity . . .
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by: greekfula (03/03/2004)

If pro is the opposite of con... then what is the opposite of progress? think about it...
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by: barett (03/01/2004)

The word politics comes from the Latin word 'poli', meaning people, and then referring to tics, blood-sucking creatures
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