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by: Caltrone (09/01/2004)

"Speaking of acting, one of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called their convention."
- Gov. Arnold GOP Convention
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1,175 Clicks

by: TSX12 (08/29/2004)

Join the Army... Meet interesting people.... Kill Them!
Political
1,157 Clicks

by: PhnX0009 (07/28/2004)

I really don't like political jokes...
Too many of them are getting elected.
Political
1,161 Clicks

by: hotcoyote (07/26/2004)

Vote that SON-OF-A-BUSH out!!!
Political
1,157 Clicks

by: Virg (07/16/2004)

No one died when Clinton lied...
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1,160 Clicks

by: travis (06/05/2004)

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George S. Patton
Political
1,163 Clicks

by: liberalpoet (04/09/2004)

Don't support gay marriage? Then don't have one.
Political
1,162 Clicks

by: gopher (04/07/2004)

I'd say something witty about politics, but the Republicans have already heard it and the Democrats wouldn't get it.
Political
1,174 Clicks

by: Jonnyfoxx5 (04/02/2004)

"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed."
Political
1,240 Clicks

by: artie/artieman29 (03/28/2004)

Q: What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A: Goin' at it when Hillary is out of town :-D
Political
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