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by: Frightener54 (02/03/2005)

Politically correct people are sooooo mentally challenged.
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by: AlixF23 (02/03/2005)

Don't support gay marriage? Don't have one.
Don't support abortion? Don't get one.
Don't agree with the war? Don't enlist.
Don't agree with me? Go f*ck yourself.
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by: memesoso2004 (02/03/2005)

The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Ignorance (Bush) Greed (Cheney) War (Rumsfeld) Intolerance (Gonzales)... Bush/Cheney 2004: Because you can't change horsemen in the middle of an apocalypse!
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by: Nonconformist765 (12/14/2004)

Bush is Satan's pet monkey.
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by: sicklilfreak87 (12/07/2004)

George W. Bush is a giant corporation disguised as a human being.
-Ralph Nader
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by: softballfever10 (11/23/2004)

Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet. Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such Big shots back there... I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy."
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by: Topazbullet (11/16/2004)

This is **your name**, and I approve of this message.
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by: lovely_lady (11/03/2004)

It's been said that democrats make better lovers. I mean, who's ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?
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by: JusTLosEiT (11/03/2004)

Screw Bush..... I'm moving to Canada!
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by: sbb (10/21/2004)

"John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for."
-David Letterman
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