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by: curlsmcdurls   (09/07/2005)

If you can't trust women with a choice, how can you trust them with a child?
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by: rick   (08/28/2005)

"The border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."
-George W. Bush
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by: WinstonChurchi11   (08/21/2005)

When asked what qualities a politician required, Winston Churchill replied, "The ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."
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by: MCRFan006   (08/08/2005)

"Politicians really seem to be like diarrhea. Not very consistent."
- Carlos Mencia
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by: MCRFan006   (07/27/2005)

We should have voted for Pedro.
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by: djimjoka2   (07/27/2005)

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you Mr. John Kerry supporter. While others are at the polls making informed decisions about their candidates, you are relying on Michael Moore for political advice. Yes. No. Maybe. The only thing we know for sure about John Kerry, is that he has three Purple Hearts. (say it again now) Sure George W. Bush isn't the most articulate public speaker, but he's not scared of a football. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light you democratic douche bag, because the Republicans and George W. Bush have four more years.
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by: ArtLegos3   (06/28/2005)

If Bush were to stub his toe, what country would he bomb?
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by: ifoundnemo   (06/20/2005)

MJ GOES FREE: Proof that the US' legal system doesn't work.
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by: chrlesncharge00   (04/27/2005)

I'm out like Cheney's daughter
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by: memesoso2004   (02/07/2005)

"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'"
-Craig Kilborn
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