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by: Scooba St3ve (01/10/2006)

"Yes there is a Santa Clause..Virginia...and yes he has money coming out his ass."
-Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report
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by: teh ownage (10/31/2005)

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
This one's for you, Bush supporters, for while others were trying to solve problems logically, you hid under a desk, knowing the terrorists would attack at any second. While concerned citizens decided to be responsible and stop wasting money, you knew that the only way to save America was to give Fort Knox to the rich and famous. So crack open a new Bud Light, GW supporter, and know that the commies will be stopped as long as you can shoot gays and hippies from your front porch with your 50 calibur machine gun.
Political
1,208 Clicks

by: pyrodan726 (10/22/2005)

Search for "failure" at www.Google.com and check out the first result.
Political
1,165 Clicks

by: sirfloppydop (10/17/2005)

Bush is being briefed on what is going on in the world.
"and today, 3 brazillian soldiers were killed," says the person briefing him.
Bush goes into a frenzy. "Oh, that's horrible! That's so bad, it's terrible! Whatever will we do..."
2 minutes later...
"How many is a brazillian?" Bush asks.
Political
1,168 Clicks

by: UnDedSnipr (10/04/2005)

"Bush does not care about black people." -Kanye West
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by: SLeeePy (09/26/2005)

Politicians and babies need to be changed for the same reason.
Political
1,167 Clicks

by: Flip Idle (09/26/2005)

"All your OIL are belong to U.S."
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by: THE RIDDLER (09/25/2005)

Bud Lite Presents: Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Redneck Bush Supporter. You are the reason I just paid $21.50 to get two gallons in my tank. Sure, the president may have the IQ of a clinically retarded third grader, but hey, he "speaks your language." And if you voted for him because of his religious beliefs, good for you to separate church and government. So crack open an ice cold Bud Lite and smile... because you're probably on COPS right now.
Political
1,204 Clicks

by: slamiam00 (09/20/2005)

Be at ease terrorists...those bullets have an anti-bacterial finish. ;-)
Political
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by: kniggitsrock (09/20/2005)

Bush Says:
9/11-terrorists
Iraq War-terrorists.
I can't wait until he blames Katrina on the terrorists. "you see, dem dern terrorists, the made demselves a weather machine....and....uh.. them terrorists made that big wallopin hurkaku. hurricane. it was thier master plan all along. them sneaky little buggers!"
Political
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