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by: yeaitsme (12/18/2006)

Do a democrat. 'Cause really, who has ever heard of a hot peice of elephant?
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by: KrAcKHeAd217 (11/06/2006)

Is this the NBA OR NFL?
36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?



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Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

HAVE A BLESSED DAY!
Political
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by: RepublicansRock (08/16/2006)

The only good reason for abortion is that abortion keeps the democratic population down.
Political
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by: dubdub (07/20/2006)

I see it this way, and I'm sure the president does too. George is jesus, and the war is just his forty days in the desert. Of course, it could end up being 40 years, but who cares?
-Stephen Colbert
Political
1,170 Clicks

by: ct.dancer (06/22/2006)

Bush wasn't even in the real Baghdad; he was in the green zone!
That's like going to Olive Garden and saying you've been to Italy. -Jon Stewart, The Daily Show
Political
1,168 Clicks

by: neddyt (05/04/2006)

No immigrants means no Burritos. Let's think twice, America.
Political
1,173 Clicks

by: SoulSurvivor756 (04/30/2006)

Presidant Bush today announced a new fitness plan to get people walking. It's called Gasoline at $3 a Gallon.
Political
1,165 Clicks

by: BeautifulCaptive (04/29/2006)

Okay, so Gay Marriage is wrong according to the bible. And according to the bible, the purpose of marriage is procreation. If that's the case then, why are people who are sterile allowed to marry?
Political
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by: drummerBOD91 (02/26/2006)

Democrats and Republicans

Rebublican: I Have A Horrible Idea
Democrat: I Can Make It Worse
Political
1,164 Clicks

by: GoDsSoN (02/01/2006)

FDR is to "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" as George W Bush is to "Git-R-Done"
Political
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