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by: ckandy 34 (07/12/2008)

They say, 'guns don't kill people, people kill people'.

But I believe the guns help because if you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.
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by: MoBaby (06/12/2008)

Grow your own dope. Plant a Bush!
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by: Skweak2393 (06/12/2008)

Gun Control means using both hands.
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by: MoBaby (06/04/2008)

I never thought so many people would tell me that they missed Nixon.
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by: TimmyP (03/05/2008)

One day during a meeting, George Bush got a message that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. He put his head down and after a while he says, "How much is a brazilian?"
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by: RedSoxPhan0407Then08 (01/03/2008)

"The border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."
- George Bush
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by: bored2death (12/06/2007)

Waaah! Obama is related to Dick Cheney?!!!
So if Barack Obama is part white, does that mean Hilary Clinton is part man o.O
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by: aceofhearts2733 (11/27/2007)

Emperor Caligula elected his horse as a Roman senator. Kinda makes Bush look half-way decent.
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by: zmander313 (10/29/2007)

Presidential Elections are like tests. There is always a ridiculously obvious wrong answer
For example:
24+25=?
a.49
b.50
c.39
d.ice cream

Vote Here
A.Barack Obama
B.Chris Dod
C.Mike Huckaby
D.Hillary Clinton

D always being the retarded answer
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by: cheetahbabe85 (10/08/2007)

Vote Hilary Clinton for president...
Hoes before Bros.
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