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by: TSX12 (08/29/2004)

Join the Army... Meet interesting people.... Kill Them!
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by: memesoso2004 (02/07/2005)

"Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'"
-Craig Kilborn
Political
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by: sicklilfreak87 (12/07/2004)

George W. Bush is a giant corporation disguised as a human being.
-Ralph Nader
Political
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by: djimjoka2 (07/27/2005)

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you Mr. John Kerry supporter. While others are at the polls making informed decisions about their candidates, you are relying on Michael Moore for political advice. Yes. No. Maybe. The only thing we know for sure about John Kerry, is that he has three Purple Hearts. (say it again now) Sure George W. Bush isn't the most articulate public speaker, but he's not scared of a football. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light you democratic douche bag, because the Republicans and George W. Bush have four more years.
Political
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by: UnDedSnipr (10/04/2005)

"Bush does not care about black people." -Kanye West
Political
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by: GoneBuddy (09/10/2007)

Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq, here's an interesting statistic:
There has been a monthly average of 160,000 US troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths.
That gives a monthly firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 persons for the same period.
That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capital than you are in Iraq .
Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington
Political
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by: MoBaby (06/04/2008)

I never thought so many people would tell me that they missed Nixon.
Political
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by: DREWTYER (02/23/2004)

SICK OF BEING BUSHWHACKED?
WANT TO STOP THE TEXAS CHENEY SAW MASSACRE?
VOTE FOR KERRY
Political
1,236 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/23/2004)

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley
Political
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by: C*i* (02/25/2004)

How can you tell when a politician is lying? When their mouth is open...
Political
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