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by: sjmman94 (06/15/2008)

Why do cashiers always give you that evil look when you buy twinkies, candy bars, playboy magazines, and condoms?
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by: Anonymous (06/04/2008)

I'm out shopping for a new puppy.

Word of advice: don't try to cut your dog's hair with a machete...
Shopping
1,246 Clicks

by: Master Of Disaster (08/05/2006)

Out harassing the cashiers at the local 7-11
Shopping
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by: ur mom (05/02/2006)

Out buying stuff you could never afford.
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by: ryst14 (04/19/2006)

I'm out sniffin' sharpies at Office Max. BBL :)
Shopping
1,249 Clicks

by: Madison (03/06/2006)

Walking through consumer wonderland.
Shopping
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by: Surfprincess92 (02/22/2006)

I'm at the mall to look for shoes, boys, clothes, boys, hats, boys, purses, and boys!
Shopping
1,249 Clicks

by: ucdkitty04 (12/17/2005)

God damn consumerism ruining my holiday spirit by putting me in merry credit card debt!
Oh yeah, out shopping!
Shopping
1,269 Clicks

by: badassmofo101 (06/29/2005)

in mi pj's eating ice-cream & yelling @ mom 2 lemme shop in peace....ya i'm shopping online
Shopping
1,236 Clicks

by: glebs (12/02/2004)

Identity theft is awesome! ::shopping::
Shopping
1,242 Clicks


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