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by: Anonymous   (10/19/2004)

I play more games before 9am than most people play all day!
Gaming
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by: kapsta1049   (10/08/2004)

*M12 Warthog Light Reconnaissance Vehicle w/damage repairs + gun turret ammunition: $750,000
*SPARTAN II MJOLINR Battle Armour: $1.25 million
*M9 HE-DP Grenades, M6D Pistol w/ ammunition, MA5B Assault Rifle w/ ammunition, M90 Shotgun w/ ammunition, S2 AM Sniper Rifle w/ ammunition, M19 SSM Rocket Launcher w/ ammunition and a gun permit to use them all: $2.75 million
*Using all of the above to wipe out an entire Covenant army...while having fun doing it: PRICELESS

There are just some things money can't buy, and for those things there's MasterCard. Assisting you in your military expenses from 1995 all the way to 2552.
Gaming
1,173 Clicks

by: Angelface   (09/27/2004)

I'm on the floor getting whipped...

At cards you sick, sick people!!
Gaming
1,127 Clicks

by: Spencer   (09/14/2004)

Just tell your friends that you couldn't back them up in a gun fight because you were to busy getting stoned... |S|O|C|O|M|2|: My Anti-Drug
Gaming
1,126 Clicks

by: tonytreydoub   (09/12/2004)

Just tell your friends that you couldn't save the world and stop the human race from extinction because you were too busy getting stoned... |H|A|L|O|: My Anti-Drug
Gaming
1,131 Clicks

by: Rappsta   (09/07/2004)

Just tell your friends that you couldn't defuse the bomb because you were too busy getting stoned... |C|O|U|N|T|E|R|-|S|T|R|I|K|E|: My Anti-Drug
Gaming
1,130 Clicks

by: Hydra   (09/03/2004)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, all my base are belong to you.
Gaming
1,125 Clicks

by: Insanmonkey1   (08/23/2004)

Blowing off heads and raping corpses.
Gaming
1,126 Clicks

by: Tbow213   (08/01/2004)

You just got pizzoned!! Would you like some extra pepperownage with that? :P
Gaming
1,127 Clicks

by: HeWhoIsDarkness   (07/31/2004)

"Pyro, I've been thinking... I mean, here we are, at yet another gaming trade show. Every year, it's the same thing. Game shows, lan parties, Nothing ever changes. Don't you ever think that there might be more to life than just games?"
"You mean, like finding a girlfriend, getting out of debt, moving ahead in our careers, stuff like that?"
"Yeah."
"There was a sim game about that, wasn't there?"
"Yeah, it sucked."
"'Nuff said."
- Pyro and Largo from Megatokyo
Gaming
1,150 Clicks


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