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by: Mooch   (11/04/2009)

Me Chinese, Me Play Joke, Me put Roofie in your Coke
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by: Anonymous   (09/24/2009)

Holy gum drops and butterscotch Fatman, (your name here) is at the gym!?
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by: Korei Ryuu   (09/24/2009)

According to a study, nine out of ten people have premarital sex. And this is shocking to many. But it makes sense! Would you buy a used car without testing it out?

The answer is -yes-.. If you also believe in an invisible man who always knows if you've been doing good or wrong, so kind of like Santa Clause, but with a six-pack.. And a less date-rapey beard.
-Phil DeFranco, The Philip DeFranco Show
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by: aussiipriide   (09/22/2009)

(ThINk oUTsiDE Of thE bOx....)
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by: abbz   (07/01/2009)

No gift to your mother can equal her gift of your life.
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1 Clicks
by: bigmouthbaby44   (07/01/2009)

I"m not the sharpest tool in the shed, or the prettiest doll in the shed, and i'm not the colorfulest crayon in the box but the only thing that i care about is that my best friend still loves me 4 who i am
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22 Clicks
by: ZeroKool   (06/12/2009)

Lighting Never Strikes Twice


Unless you hit him.
(please stop hitting him)
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9 Clicks
by: helpizondaway   (06/09/2009)

It's my birthday, leave me alone!
(or call me to wish me a happy birthday, that's cool!) :) :)
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20 Clicks
by: xxOoOhi!OoOxx   (06/03/2009)

Seinfeld's Thoughts on Driving a Car:

"You're inside, you're outside, you're moving, you're sitting still.. that's something!"

Out taking the ride for a spin...
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16 Clicks
by: zmander313   (06/02/2009)

wishing it was raining chocolate :( ....BBL
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13 Clicks
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