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by: MIdnitekat15   (03/03/2004)

If America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T then America is pretty damn stupid!
Babysitting
1,145 Clicks
by: macmarge   (08/23/2006)

**BABYSITTING TIP**
When babysitting, simply tell the kid the tickle monster's going to get them. When they run, sit down and enjoy some MTV.
Babysitting
1,136 Clicks
by: cassidied   (03/06/2004)

I'm searching for the kids I'm supposed to be babysitting...
Babysitting
1,134 Clicks
by: calypso352001   (03/21/2004)

Little people. Me. Ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, and a few popped cherries...
NO, I'm not involved in a midget orgy... I'm babysitting, you pervert!
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by: Spongeurmybob   (03/04/2004)

Twas' the night I was babysitting, and all through the house, the kids ran around crazy, and then killed the pet mouse. I can't talk right now, for fear of a fire, but leave me a message. (I'm not up for hire)
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1,133 Clicks
by: veyonder   (06/18/2005)

In a world, where midgets run around naked, where drool leaks from their mouths, where the dishes and TV are broken, that is where...
You break out the chainsaw.
Babysitting
1,132 Clicks
by: Kyle Mu   (12/11/2005)

Sittin on my fat ass, watching the little kids run and fight with scissors, eatin Cheetos off the couch
Babysitting
1,131 Clicks
by: GoneBuddy   (02/24/2004)

I'm currently babysitting my siblings. Pay rate: $0/hr
:-/
Babysitting
1,130 Clicks
by: shortbiker77   (03/02/2004)

Last time I tried this I dropped the kid on his head and he hasn’t really been quite the same. Well I'm off 2 try it again! Out babysitting . . .
Babysitting
1,130 Clicks
by: Karen   (03/13/2004)

Barbies, Legos, Libby Lou's makeovers, making bracelets, playing "Who wants to be a pop star?", tea parties, dance parties, Disney movies.... This could all only mean one thing: BABYSITTING
Babysitting
1,130 Clicks
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