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by: calypso352001 (03/21/2004)

Little people. Me. Ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, and a few popped cherries...
NO, I'm not involved in a midget orgy... I'm babysitting, you pervert!
Babysitting
1,173 Clicks

by: macmarge (08/23/2006)

**BABYSITTING TIP**
When babysitting, simply tell the kid the tickle monster's going to get them. When they run, sit down and enjoy some MTV.
Babysitting
1,173 Clicks

by: Karen (03/13/2004)

Barbies, Legos, Libby Lou's makeovers, making bracelets, playing "Who wants to be a pop star?", tea parties, dance parties, Disney movies.... This could all only mean one thing: BABYSITTING
Babysitting
1,169 Clicks

by: DaCheeez (11/28/2005)

BbL I'm reading the inspirational story about Mr. Fork and Mrs. Spoon's journey to the toaster. It includes an activity to do with the kids afterwards! How fun!!!!!
Babysitting
1,169 Clicks

by: Spongeurmybob (03/04/2004)

Twas' the night I was babysitting, and all through the house, the kids ran around crazy, and then killed the pet mouse. I can't talk right now, for fear of a fire, but leave me a message. (I'm not up for hire)
Babysitting
1,167 Clicks

by: Kyle Mu (12/11/2005)

Sittin on my fat ass, watching the little kids run and fight with scissors, eatin Cheetos off the couch
Babysitting
1,166 Clicks

by: TomDelongesLoserKid (03/12/2004)

Why torture your little brother or sister when you can torture someone else's kids? Out babysiting.
Babysitting
1,165 Clicks

by: veyonder (06/18/2005)

In a world, where midgets run around naked, where drool leaks from their mouths, where the dishes and TV are broken, that is where...
You break out the chainsaw.
Babysitting
1,165 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/24/2004)

I'm currently babysitting my siblings. Pay rate: $0/hr
:-/
Babysitting
1,162 Clicks

by: jordang (03/14/2004)

Corruption is easier when you start it early. Babysitting.
Babysitting
1,162 Clicks


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