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by: veyonder (06/18/2005)

In a world, where midgets run around naked, where drool leaks from their mouths, where the dishes and TV are broken, that is where...
You break out the chainsaw.
Babysitting
1,219 Clicks

by: Spongeurmybob (03/04/2004)

Twas' the night I was babysitting, and all through the house, the kids ran around crazy, and then killed the pet mouse. I can't talk right now, for fear of a fire, but leave me a message. (I'm not up for hire)
Babysitting
1,215 Clicks

by: Karen (03/13/2004)

Barbies, Legos, Libby Lou's makeovers, making bracelets, playing "Who wants to be a pop star?", tea parties, dance parties, Disney movies.... This could all only mean one thing: BABYSITTING
Babysitting
1,215 Clicks

by: Hott Butt (02/22/2004)

Right now I'm at the neighbor's eating their food and watchin TV. In other words... I'm babysitting!
Babysitting
1,212 Clicks

by: calypso352001 (03/21/2004)

Little people. Me. Ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, and a few popped cherries...
NO, I'm not involved in a midget orgy... I'm babysitting, you pervert!
Babysitting
1,211 Clicks

by: Silvaring474 (03/04/2004)

I'm crushing a small, helpless child with my obsenely large ass. (babysitting) Haha! I made a funny!
Babysitting
1,208 Clicks

by: Kyle Mu (12/11/2005)

Sittin on my fat ass, watching the little kids run and fight with scissors, eatin Cheetos off the couch
Babysitting
1,207 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/24/2004)

I'm currently babysitting my siblings. Pay rate: $0/hr
:-/
Babysitting
1,205 Clicks

by: MIdnitekat15 (03/03/2004)

If America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T then America is pretty damn stupid!
Babysitting
1,205 Clicks

by: Anonymous (03/13/2004)

The little people are taking me awayyyyyyyyy!!!
... but, hey, I get money for it! BbL, Babysitting...
Babysitting
1,202 Clicks


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