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by: glebs (08/09/2005)

If you need self help, why do you buy a book that's written by somebody else? That's not self help, that's help!
- George Carlin
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (08/08/2005)

Peter Jennings
1938-2005
You will be sorely missed
Celebs
1,170 Clicks

by: baseballslug8 (08/08/2005)

Yo %n, I'm chillin with Mike Jones,
What? ...Who is Mike Jones?
Celebs
1,170 Clicks

by: MoniD (08/08/2005)

"I type 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
-Mitch Hedberg
Celebs
1,172 Clicks

by: MoniD (07/22/2005)

"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."
-Joaquin Phoenix
Celebs
1,171 Clicks

by: SmallFryedBrain (07/12/2005)

On Michael Jackson's Passport, does it say Male or Female? Black or White? Gone to find out. BBL
Celebs
1,170 Clicks

by: madmex (07/05/2005)

Goodbye Luther Vandross
You will be missed
April 20, 1951-July 1, 2005
Celebs
1,173 Clicks

by: whocares (07/05/2005)

People spend money they don't have, on things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
-Will Smith
Celebs
1,169 Clicks

by: bym700 (07/01/2005)

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
-- Paul McCartney
Celebs
1,179 Clicks

by: sum gurl (06/30/2005)

"Paris Hilton is getting married. Not only does she love herself but she married a flat-chested bleach-blonde rich kid named Paris! That's just like me marrying a girl with brown hair and bushy eye brows named Jimma!"
~Jimmy Fallon
Celebs
1,181 Clicks


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