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by: SJM52 † (10/17/2005)

"Boy I really feel safe since they took Martha Stewart off the streets. I mean OJ Simpson, Osama Bin Laden, and Kobe Bryant are still walking the streets but they take a woman who is willing to cook, clean, and do things in the garden, and haul her ass off to jail."
-George Carlin
Celebs
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by: DaRKeRDuDe555 † (10/12/2005)

Aint gonna do what I donít want to,
Im gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, show the wind how to fly.
When the world gets in my face,
I say, Have A Nice Day. -Bon Jovi
Celebs
1,173 Clicks

by: andy † (10/04/2005)

"We laugh but we love violence in this country. I know you're like me when you see someone walking down the street wearing a 'Superman' t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest. And when they start to bleed go, 'I guess not.' Don't wear the shirt. Wear a shirt that says 'I bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate' and i will not shoot you in the chest plate. Superbleeder. HaHa! I called him Superbleeder"
- Dane Cook
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1,204 Clicks

by: GreenDayFan † (09/28/2005)

"Wake me up when September ends..."
-Green Day
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1,168 Clicks

by: vballchickaz00 † (09/26/2005)

I have a suggestion that I think would help serious crime. Signs.
There are a lot of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, NO Raping People, Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It's certainly worth a try. I'm convinced Watergate wouldn't have happened if there had been a sign in the Oval Office that said: Malfeasance of Office is Strictly Against the Law, or Thank You for Not Undermining the Constitution.
-George Carlin
Celebs
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by: Jon H † (09/26/2005)

"Love isn't just about boobs and ass. It's about mutual respect, and that's some deep sh*t."
-Mike Tyson
Celebs
1,170 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 † (09/26/2005)

"Have any of you ever been fully engulfed in fire? It's gotta be so hot!"
-Dane Cook
Celebs
1,171 Clicks

by: T-Shirt † (09/26/2005)

::In Arnold Schwarzenegger voice:: I'll be back...
Celebs
1,170 Clicks

by: ImNotFunny † (09/20/2005)

"I have the perfect Analogy for love. When you don't have love it's like walkin past a giant party in the rain and you're the only guy not invited. But when you're in love its like your in the party saying Let's get the hell outta here, I've been here for 6 years and wanna see another f*cking party. There's other parties out there." - Dane Cook
Celebs
1,179 Clicks

by: TinyCrazyChick06 † (08/29/2005)

I'm out like Paris Hilton in a wet t-shirt contest!
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1,163 Clicks


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