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by: redballoonsong   (03/06/2006)

Britney Spears has a son named London. She named him that because that is where he was born, that and it's also easier to say than Olive Garden Bathroom Floor.
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by: DevilDog41816   (03/02/2006)

Behold! The top 5 most useless people of 2005:
1) Paris Hilton
2) Ryan Seacrest
3) Kevin Federline
4) The Backstreet Boys
5) Mike Jones
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by: spartanfan90   (02/28/2006)

"Ha ha, nice face, I'm gonna puke blood. What are you? WHAT ARE YOU?"
-Dane Cook
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by: lbronjames234   (01/22/2006)

Why do you get December, Linkin Park?

Fine, I'll take January and we'll call it even
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by: countrycracker   (01/10/2006)

RIP - Patrick Cranshaw.... you'll always be MY BOY BLUE!
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by: DaRKeRDuDe555   (01/10/2006)

Wake me up when Green Day stops singing.
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by: justin434   (12/31/2005)

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world exept money
-Johnny Cash
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by: DarqueAngel333   (12/27/2005)

Confucius say, "That's Hot"
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by: futballplaya989   (12/24/2005)

"I like to go to the theater to see really bad movies that are in their 6th week, when there's only one other person in the theater besides me... and I sit right next to them."
-Zach Galifianakis
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by: futballplaya989   (12/24/2005)

"A dream of mine is to move to Pakistan or India... and become a cab driver."
-Zach Galifianakis
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