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by: redballoonsong (03/06/2006)

Britney Spears has a son named London. She named him that because that is where he was born, that and it's also easier to say than Olive Garden Bathroom Floor.
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: DevilDog41816 (03/02/2006)

Behold! The top 5 most useless people of 2005:
1) Paris Hilton
2) Ryan Seacrest
3) Kevin Federline
4) The Backstreet Boys
5) Mike Jones
Celebs
1,160 Clicks

by: spartanfan90 (02/28/2006)

"Ha ha, nice face, I'm gonna puke blood. What are you? WHAT ARE YOU?"
-Dane Cook
Celebs
1,162 Clicks

by: lbronjames234 (01/22/2006)

Why do you get December, Linkin Park?

Fine, I'll take January and we'll call it even
Celebs
1,166 Clicks

by: countrycracker (01/10/2006)

RIP - Patrick Cranshaw.... you'll always be MY BOY BLUE!
Celebs
1,166 Clicks

by: DaRKeRDuDe555 (01/10/2006)

Wake me up when Green Day stops singing.
Celebs
1,159 Clicks

by: justin434 (12/31/2005)

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world exept money
-Johnny Cash
Celebs
1,159 Clicks

by: DarqueAngel333 (12/27/2005)

Confucius say, "That's Hot"
Celebs
1,161 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (12/24/2005)

"I like to go to the theater to see really bad movies that are in their 6th week, when there's only one other person in the theater besides me... and I sit right next to them."
-Zach Galifianakis
Celebs
1,163 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (12/24/2005)

"A dream of mine is to move to Pakistan or India... and become a cab driver."
-Zach Galifianakis
Celebs
1,163 Clicks


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