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by: DarqueAngel333 (09/25/2006)

Idiot Celebs:

- Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? // "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." ---Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

- Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. --Mariah Carey

- "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

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by: Roddickminitwin (08/13/2006)

In an attempt to sell more cars, the Ford motor company changed the unit of power from "horse power" to "Chuck power" unfortunatly there isn't enough horse power in the world to equal .000000000001 Chuck Power.

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by: devin saunders fool (08/13/2006)

Mr T created a line of purses but was soon shut down for having the name T-Bags

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by: GirlPariahxXx (08/05/2006)

I'm in outerspace
I'm out of place
I'm going to a pretty place now
Where the flowers grow
I'll be back in an hour
Or so...
- Eminem 'Drug Ballad'

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by: letsgo2candymt (08/05/2006)

I f***ing dance danced all night with Fall Out Boy

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by: wowme1736 (06/28/2006)

Tickets to a Hilary Duff concert: $54
Ski Mask: $14
A gun: $89
Killing the Fakest Bitch in the World: Priceless

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by: FOBCARO4 (06/23/2006)

MICHAEL JACKSON... YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR HANDS ON MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!!!! >=<

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by: chris (06/22/2006)

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
- George Carlin

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by: Eagles308 (06/20/2006)

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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by: cheetahbabe85 (05/30/2006)

I think it is funny how peoples names are changing every generation.
The baby boomers all have names like Fred, Martha, George, and Erma.
Our parents have names like Debra, Kathleen, Phil, and Bob.
We have names like Ashley, Nick, Bryan, and Amanda.
Now, people are naming their kids these crazy names. Our kids friends are going to have names like Apple, Cocoa, Moses, and Suri. Thanks to celebrities and their crazy names. Am I taking crazy pills?

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