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by: shaggym313 (07/19/2007)

When in doubt ask yourself: What Would Paris Hilton Do? Then do the complete opposite =)
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: Ryan (06/22/2007)

Johnny Cash "Hurt"

I hurt myself today, To see if I still feel. I focus on the pain, The only thing that's real. The needle tears a hole, The old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, But I remember everything. What have I become, My sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, In the end. And you could have it all, My empire of dirt. I will let you down, I will make you hurt. I wear this crown of thorns, Upon my liars chair. Full of broken thoughts, I cannot repair. Beneath the stains of time, The feelings dissapear. You are someone else, But I am still right here. What have I become, My sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, In the end. And you could have it all, My empire of dirt. I will let you down, I will make you hurt. If I could start again, A million miles away. I would keep myself, I would find a way.
Celebs
1,185 Clicks

by: ElvenCity (06/12/2007)

Sometimes you have a good relation with someone and I call that a good relationship. Other times, you have a bad relation with someone, and I call that a relationSHIT.
- Dane Cook, Stand-Up
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: bigballin (05/07/2007)

I'm gone like Brittany Spears' hair
Celebs
1,173 Clicks

by: Eagles308 (04/11/2007)

I'm gone like Britney's panties!!!
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: jimiafro (01/12/2007)

"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens."
-Jimi Hendrix
Celebs
1,170 Clicks

by: redheadajr12 (01/12/2007)

Why can't all celebs just be called Barbie? I mean they are all plastic. It would make it easier for us to name them.
Celebs
1,167 Clicks

by: Serpento (11/26/2006)

"Our cracking voices became part of the music, the car pressed on faster through the night. As our voices lowered, the cadence again overtook the air. Up ahead, there was a curve approaching.

She made no indications of slowing."

--Rise Against, The Approaching Curve
Celebs
1,168 Clicks

by: MeffsTheMan (11/06/2006)

"I had an ant farm once, them fellas didnt grow shit, I was hoping they'd whip out some carrots for me....I like carrots"
-Mitch Hedberg
Celebs
1,168 Clicks

by: Pianoman04479 (09/25/2006)

Mel Gibson is currently making a new film entitled Apocolypto... it's about the end of his career
Celebs
1,167 Clicks


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