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by: macmarge (01/29/2008)

R.I.P. Heath Ledger.
Celebs
1,176 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (01/03/2008)

"...And at that point I had 'the right to remain silent..'

But I didn't have the ability."

-Ron White
Celebs
1,170 Clicks

by: nhdemocrat54 (08/30/2007)

Flavor Flav is responsible for more homeless blacks than Hurricane Katrina
Celebs
1,177 Clicks

by: jhnsnwv9 (08/22/2007)

I'm out like Lohan at rehab.
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: CRUISEMISSLEKING (08/22/2007)

There'll be a problem when Nicole Richie goes to jail. They will have to put up extra bars up because she is so damn thin!
Celebs
1,167 Clicks

by: striikXowt11 (08/21/2007)

The next time you go to a party, go into the room where all the coats are. Shit on the coats. Guaranteed, someone will come outta that room and say "Someone shit on the coats. Someone has shit on the coats." That's all you can say when someone shits on coats..."someone shit on the coats." They might say "I think someone shit on the coats," but you know. They just don't wanna be the bearer of bad news. "I think someone may have shit on-or-around the coat area...there's a smell of shit around the perimeter-the vicinity of coats, leading me to believe someone has shit..."

But, you're there, you're watching this all happen, and at some point, you're gonna lean in and go "What?!" - "What, I hope it wasn't on my coat" and then 'boom' you're gone - you're a phantom...

-Dane Cook
Celebs
1,186 Clicks

by: LetsKillSumEmos (08/14/2007)

"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: LetsKillSumEmos (08/14/2007)

"I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, they got a big shipment of potatos. And Pringles is a really laid back company so they said 'f--k it cut em up!'"
- Mitch Hedberg
Celebs
1,168 Clicks

by: Ares13 (07/19/2007)

R.I.P. Peter Boyle
8/18/1935-12/12/06
Frank Barone
Young Frankenstein
Celebs
1,175 Clicks

by: shoft (07/19/2007)

"Tobacco is my favorite vegetable"
-Frank Zappa
Celebs
1,168 Clicks


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