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by: macmarge   (01/29/2008)

R.I.P. Heath Ledger.
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by: Korei Ryuu   (01/03/2008)

"...And at that point I had 'the right to remain silent..'

But I didn't have the ability."

-Ron White
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by: nhdemocrat54   (08/30/2007)

Flavor Flav is responsible for more homeless blacks than Hurricane Katrina
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by: jhnsnwv9   (08/22/2007)

I'm out like Lohan at rehab.
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by: CRUISEMISSLEKING   (08/22/2007)

There'll be a problem when Nicole Richie goes to jail. They will have to put up extra bars up because she is so damn thin!
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by: striikXowt11   (08/21/2007)

The next time you go to a party, go into the room where all the coats are. Shit on the coats. Guaranteed, someone will come outta that room and say "Someone shit on the coats. Someone has shit on the coats." That's all you can say when someone shits on coats..."someone shit on the coats." They might say "I think someone shit on the coats," but you know. They just don't wanna be the bearer of bad news. "I think someone may have shit on-or-around the coat area...there's a smell of shit around the perimeter-the vicinity of coats, leading me to believe someone has shit..."

But, you're there, you're watching this all happen, and at some point, you're gonna lean in and go "What?!" - "What, I hope it wasn't on my coat" and then 'boom' you're gone - you're a phantom...

-Dane Cook
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by: LetsKillSumEmos   (08/14/2007)

"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg
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by: LetsKillSumEmos   (08/14/2007)

"I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, they got a big shipment of potatos. And Pringles is a really laid back company so they said 'f--k it cut em up!'"
- Mitch Hedberg
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by: Ares13   (07/19/2007)

R.I.P. Peter Boyle
8/18/1935-12/12/06
Frank Barone
Young Frankenstein
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by: shoft   (07/19/2007)

"Tobacco is my favorite vegetable"
-Frank Zappa
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