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by: ToxicFusion   (03/07/2004)

I'm Rick James BITCH!
- Dave Chappelle
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by: chekerdshoelaces   (03/07/2004)

Britney Spears is a lot like my computer: Cheap, white, and plastic.
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by: ash   (03/07/2004)

I'm gonna make like Tom and Cruise . . .
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by: *G*   (03/07/2004)

Collecting my hush money from Michael Jackson
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by: astrotrain26   (03/07/2004)

Kobe Bryant is the on-court and in-court sensation :)
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by: zeldafreak131   (03/06/2004)

I'm off like the black on Micheal Jackson, BrB
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by: vondutchgirl13   (03/05/2004)

Britney Spears once said, "The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."
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by: Anonymous   (03/05/2004)

The price is wrong... bitch! - Happy Gilmore
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by: mustang000342   (03/05/2004)

Who are you, Dave Attell? GET SOME SLEEP, INSOMNIAC
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by: Liltwistedfreak9   (03/03/2004)

I'm at an ACC Group Meeting (Abused Children of Celebrities) . . . BrB
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