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by: jkiddlova13 (03/13/2004)

WhaT dId 50 CenT SaY whEn hE GoT a SwEaTer FoR His BdaY
.. Gee YoU KnIT ?? ;)
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by: dallasducky24 (03/13/2004)

Bill Cosby once said "A word to the wise ain't nessecary...it's the stupid ones who need the advice."
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by: NetSurffer8 (03/13/2004)

G'day mates, Steve Urwin here...If you are just tuning in, we were just about to capture this king cobra. See how its neck flaps flare up as it gets nervous...Now to capture it, I will have to grab it and squeeze it very hard to subdue it. Then I will have to kiss it. Before I do, I will irritate it with this kitchen fork. *poke poke* alright, now I grab it and- Crikey! me arm!!! *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP* This station is undergoing some technical difficulties, please stand by.
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by: Christian (03/12/2004)

The American Legal System: 1 Martha Stewart: 0
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by: Jaded7prb (03/11/2004)

VH1 Jumble:
BRITNEY SPEARS = BEST PR IN YEARS
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by: xx strip flip xx (03/10/2004)

"Just because you're not paronoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you..."
- Kurt Cobain
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by: vballplaya333333 (03/10/2004)

I'm out like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee ;)
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1,175 Clicks

by: Laura (03/09/2004)

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
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by: eileen (03/08/2004)

Hillary Duff is like a brick...
She's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans
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by: gomets26 (03/07/2004)

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon"
- Chris Rock
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1,183 Clicks


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