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by: zach   (03/31/2004)

"Sex isn't wrong, but isn't right, so if your hitting the sheets, then wrap it up tight."
- Q-tip, Chapelle's Show
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by: jumpygerbil11   (03/27/2004)

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - George Carlin
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by: Pixiestx15   (03/24/2004)

Next on the Martha Stewart show: How to liven up your jail cell... and later on we'll talk about this year's color - ORANGE. Stripes are making a comeback, too!
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by: palmettotap   (03/21/2004)

"We are the people our parents warned us about"
~Jimmie Buffett~
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by: Joe   (03/20/2004)

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Woody Allen
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by: chris   (03/17/2004)

"Nobody goes to Hooters for the wings!"
- Chris Rock
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by: Pizzaboy3151   (03/17/2004)

LOOK OUT!!
Paris Hilton is standing RIGHT behind you... naked... with beer!
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by: Ceaser   (03/16/2004)

Martha and Kobe... Roommates 4-eva!
Celebs
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by: Anonymous   (03/14/2004)

"I found him. I have Jesus in the trunk."
- George Carlin
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by: cheesplease66   (03/13/2004)

"I'd rather be dead than cool."
- Kurt Cobain
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