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by: zach (03/31/2004)

"Sex isn't wrong, but isn't right, so if your hitting the sheets, then wrap it up tight."
- Q-tip, Chapelle's Show
Celebs
1,174 Clicks

by: jumpygerbil11 (03/27/2004)

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - George Carlin
Celebs
1,162 Clicks

by: Pixiestx15 (03/24/2004)

Next on the Martha Stewart show: How to liven up your jail cell... and later on we'll talk about this year's color - ORANGE. Stripes are making a comeback, too!
Celebs
1,202 Clicks

by: palmettotap (03/21/2004)

"We are the people our parents warned us about"
~Jimmie Buffett~
Celebs
1,177 Clicks

by: Joe (03/20/2004)

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Woody Allen
Celebs
1,182 Clicks

by: chris (03/17/2004)

"Nobody goes to Hooters for the wings!"
- Chris Rock
Celebs
1,174 Clicks

by: Pizzaboy3151 (03/17/2004)

LOOK OUT!!
Paris Hilton is standing RIGHT behind you... naked... with beer!
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: Ceaser (03/16/2004)

Martha and Kobe... Roommates 4-eva!
Celebs
1,179 Clicks

by: Anonymous (03/14/2004)

"I found him. I have Jesus in the trunk."
- George Carlin
Celebs
1,179 Clicks

by: cheesplease66 (03/13/2004)

"I'd rather be dead than cool."
- Kurt Cobain
Celebs
1,174 Clicks


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