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by: *Barbie* (06/14/2004)

Honk if you love Britney Spears... then drive your car into the nearest tree.
Celebs
1,165 Clicks

by: ALISHA (06/07/2004)

Nick, is this Chicken or Tuna?
~ Jessica Simpson
Celebs
1,170 Clicks

by: Austin4590 (06/02/2004)

Denis Leary - "Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe."
Celebs
1,356 Clicks

by: djkeris2 (05/30/2004)

"They spinnin' nigga they spinnin'!!"- Chris Rock
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: ocs (05/25/2004)

"Nigga, is you crazy?!" - Chris Rock
Celebs
1,172 Clicks

by: cheesplease66 (05/22/2004)

"We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat screwy, every single one of us."
~Johnny Depp
Celebs
1,176 Clicks

by: wheresmyflamethrower (05/16/2004)

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
- George Carlin
Celebs
1,171 Clicks

by: smiggle mooooo (05/10/2004)

I'm out like J.Lo's butt in a thong.
Celebs
1,169 Clicks

by: Lauren (04/25/2004)

"Nick, why does this Chicken of the Sea taste like tuna?"
- Jessica Simpson
Celebs
1,169 Clicks

by: ShakyGirl14 (04/25/2004)

"Nigga, is you crazy?!"
- Chris Rock
Celebs
1,160 Clicks


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