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by: holidaeinn718   (09/02/2004)

I'm out like Shaq in a free-throw contest!!!
Celebs
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by: RGMS_linebacker34   (08/28/2004)

"I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, So let me live my life, the way I want to"
- Jimi Hendrix
Celebs
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by: Cajaigh35   (08/16/2004)

"You'll probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and.....no one at all will egg the ever loving crap out of your house."
- Strongbad
Celebs
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by: Celebrity365   (08/14/2004)

"For the last time! I'm not the Spanish Inquisitoin, I'm not Cab Calloway, and I'm not Strongbad in a yellow turtle neck! I'm CARMEN FREAKIN SANDIEGO!"
~Strongbad
Celebs
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by: Merlin   (07/29/2004)

I think, therefore I am. I think.
~George Carlin
Celebs
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by: urHORRIBLEatLIFE   (07/09/2004)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" -Robin Williams
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by: urHORRIBLEatLIFE   (07/09/2004)

"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." -Rev. Jesse Jackson
Celebs
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by: rancidkitty93   (07/08/2004)

"I usually write about 15 new songs a day; I keep the great ones, sell the good ones, and give all the rest to Phil Collins."
~Elvis Costello
Celebs
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by: spngebobshalldie   (07/08/2004)

Fact: Pam Anderson was the most buoyant lifeguard....
Celebs
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by: dont touch me   (07/06/2004)

CAMP NEVERLAND - A Touching Experience for Children
Celebs
1,128 Clicks
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