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by: wrstlngmaniac   (12/09/2004)

Rest in Peace - "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott (1966-2004)
You will be Terribly Missed
Celebs
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by: Sneeky   (11/23/2004)

Hey guys I'll be right back, I'm gonna throw the bag of shit under the bus. You always gotta leave a snack for people when you leave.
-Fieldy (KoRn)
Celebs
1,127 Clicks
by: woot   (11/21/2004)

"Think about it...religion has actually CONVINCED people...that there's an invisible man! LIVING IN THE SKY! And this invisible man has a list of ten things he does NOT want you to do! And if you do ANY of these ten things, He has a special place where He will send you, full of fire, and burning, and anguish, where you will suffer, and burn, and scream, and cry forever and ever until the end of time.........but He loves you!"
-George Carlin
Celebs
1,140 Clicks
by: Jackie   (11/20/2004)

Since fat people have to pay for two seats on airplanes, does Calista Flockhart only have to pay for half a seat?
Celebs
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by: ocs   (11/15/2004)

R.I.P ODB 1968-2004
Ol' Dirty Bastard/Dirt McGirt...
Who was he again?
Celebs
1,131 Clicks
by: wonderwoman   (11/15/2004)

Do you like my body??? ::eyes roll backwards::
-Anna Nicole Smith
Celebs
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by: venom1000tt   (11/12/2004)

I'm expressin' with my full capabilities,
And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities.
-Dr. Dre, N.W.A
Celebs
1,128 Clicks
by: boycottpants   (11/08/2004)

"It's ok to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings..."
-Kurt Cobain
Celebs
1,127 Clicks
by: dagettopopebitch   (10/30/2004)

"I knew my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
-Rodney Dangerfield
Celebs
1,133 Clicks
by: babybluu315   (10/24/2004)

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
-Groucho Marx
Celebs
1,128 Clicks
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