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by: JayBird307 (06/30/2005)

"Here's your $1,000,000 each for aquitting me. Now let's party at the best club in all of California. Chuck e' Cheese!!!!!!!" -Michael Jackson
B.R.B.

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by: Greggraffinci (06/29/2005)

What the problem is?
-Martin Lawrence

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by: HeAvYMeTaL (06/29/2005)

This Sh*t is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
-Gwen Stefani

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by: wiggyw7 (06/29/2005)

Hello there, Crap for Brains!
~Strongbad

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by: Supachipndip (06/01/2005)

"What happens if a giant asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic scientific experiments involving a giant sledgehammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
-Dave Barry

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by: insano (06/01/2005)

What the crap?
-Strongbad

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by: dreamin123 (01/31/2005)

Have you ever tried to sneeze and fart at the same time?
-George Carlin

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by: meghan9169 (01/11/2005)

Twas the night before Christmas, In Vegas no qualms.
Paris Hilton was banging some guy at the Palms

Then Courtney Love flew in her private charter sleigh,
A landing so perfect, her armtracks led the way.

There's Anna Nicole in great shape, she's hiking in,
with bottles of Trimspa and buckets of Vicadin.

Is that the Sum 41 guy with Avril Lavign?
No way, she's the hardest core, hardcore punkrocker, I've ever seen.

I went to a strip club after a couple of beers.
I saw a pretty pole dancer, hey it's Brittney Spears.

With cut-off Daisy Dukes, hair blonde as honey,
Why is she stripping for dollars? Her husband Kevin took all her money.

Now Lindsay, now Mishca, Nicole Ritchey take care.
Someone's hurling into the toilet. It's Tara Reid, hold her hair.

I know she hates Lohan but Lindsay, Here's some drama,
Hillary Duff is in the corner f*cking Wilmer Valderama.

Who's that up in the ghost bar, wide eyed and out too late?
Asking if her ass looks too fat, it's Ashley with Mary-Kate.

So "It Girls" of Hollywood don't go too far
Cause what happens in Vegas stays in the Star
~Kathie Griffin

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by: futballplaya989 (12/27/2004)

"Every time I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!"
~Strong Bad, Homestarrunner.com

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by: flame (12/16/2004)

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
-George Carlin

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