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by: Korei Ryuu   (06/25/2009)

We're all responsible for our actions..
Unless we're celebrities..
Celebs
1,126 Clicks
by: Jackson Five   (06/25/2009)

Michael Jackson, we hardly understood your intricacies, but your music was legendary, and you will forever be remembered as the King of Pop.
R.I.P. August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009
Celebs
1,128 Clicks
by: ThaGreatOne   (05/29/2009)

Who gets Killed by bees?
- Dane Cook-
Celebs
1,125 Clicks
by: ??????????   (08/10/2008)

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
Celebs
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by: George C.   (06/23/2008)

R.I.P. George Carlin, you will be missed dearly. Keep us laughing from above
(or below - hey, nobody's perfect)
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
Celebs
1,128 Clicks
by: sjmman94   (06/17/2008)

There is no cost for awesomeness.
-Jack Black
Celebs
1,126 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (06/04/2008)

"Easter! The day Jesus rose from the dead! What should we do?"
How about eggs?
"What does that have to do with Jesus?"
Okay, we'll hide them.
"I don't follow your logic."
Don't worry, there's a bunny.

"..."

Jim Gaffigan
Celebs
1,130 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (05/15/2008)

Money doesn't buy happiness? Do you live in America? 'Cause it buys a wave runner. Have you ever seen anyone frown on a wave runner?

Seriously, have you?

-Daniel Tosh
Celebs
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by: bballlegen94   (04/17/2008)

HILTON HAS 6 LETTERS SO DOES STUPID
Celebs
1,125 Clicks
by: AllyBaby   (04/17/2008)

Here's a joke to keep ur ADD satisfied while im gone: What's Paris Hilton's favorite state? IDAHO!
Celebs
1,127 Clicks
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