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by: Anonymous   (02/22/2004)

Pulling an OJ bbl
Celebs
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by: Anonymous   (03/05/2004)

The price is wrong... bitch! - Happy Gilmore
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by: Anonymous   (03/14/2004)

"I found him. I have Jesus in the trunk."
- George Carlin
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by: *Barbie*   (06/14/2004)

Honk if you love Britney Spears... then drive your car into the nearest tree.
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by: *G*   (03/07/2004)

Collecting my hush money from Michael Jackson
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by: 2good4u   (10/17/2005)

Paris Hilton should find someone to screw her brains back in...
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by: ??????????   (08/10/2008)

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
Celebs
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by: adfuzz6   (09/26/2005)

"Have any of you ever been fully engulfed in fire? It's gotta be so hot!"
-Dane Cook
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by: ALISHA   (06/07/2004)

Nick, is this Chicken or Tuna?
~ Jessica Simpson
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by: AllyBaby   (04/17/2008)

Here's a joke to keep ur ADD satisfied while im gone: What's Paris Hilton's favorite state? IDAHO!
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