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by: Anonymous (02/22/2004)

Pulling an OJ bbl
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: Anonymous (03/05/2004)

The price is wrong... bitch! - Happy Gilmore
Celebs
1,168 Clicks

by: Anonymous (03/14/2004)

"I found him. I have Jesus in the trunk."
- George Carlin
Celebs
1,173 Clicks

by: *Barbie* (06/14/2004)

Honk if you love Britney Spears... then drive your car into the nearest tree.
Celebs
1,163 Clicks

by: *G* (03/07/2004)

Collecting my hush money from Michael Jackson
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: 2good4u (10/17/2005)

Paris Hilton should find someone to screw her brains back in...
Celebs
1,157 Clicks

by: ?????????? (08/10/2008)

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey
Celebs
1,167 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 (09/26/2005)

"Have any of you ever been fully engulfed in fire? It's gotta be so hot!"
-Dane Cook
Celebs
1,165 Clicks

by: ALISHA (06/07/2004)

Nick, is this Chicken or Tuna?
~ Jessica Simpson
Celebs
1,168 Clicks

by: AllyBaby (04/17/2008)

Here's a joke to keep ur ADD satisfied while im gone: What's Paris Hilton's favorite state? IDAHO!
Celebs
1,165 Clicks


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