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by: aussiipriide   (09/22/2009)

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The man answers, "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144."
"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".
Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The person answers, "51."
Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,"GO RED SOX"!!
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51 Clicks
by: raa   (03/09/2009)

Football isn't about who's stronger. Football isn't about who's tougher. Football isn't about getting attention. It's strictly about who's better. Who can deliver the bigger hit. Who can create more punishment for every yard gained.
Sports
22 Clicks
by: HaleyHurricane   (02/24/2009)

I have no idea who I am rooting for, and I know barely anything about football. I just watch the Superbowl for the commercials, honestly.
Sports
6 Clicks
by: Anonymous   (10/22/2008)

I am not here right now you pucking retard
Sports
19 Clicks
by: watertheficas   (10/14/2008)

The average time a football player plays each game is around 15 minutes, when you deduct the timeouts, the substitutions, the running of the clock, and penalties.
Sports
16 Clicks
by: sir cumference   (09/19/2008)

Out like Tom Brady in Week 1
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31 Clicks
by: RedSoxFan028   (08/28/2008)

Baseball bat- $25
Glove- $45
Cleats- $30
Realizing you didn't make the team- priceless
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41 Clicks
by: ninsaijin   (07/28/2008)

In Rugby...
There are
NO Pads
NO Cheerleaders
NO Concerns for the Well-Being of the Other Team


There is...
PAIN


That is all.
Sports
55 Clicks
by: ninsaijin   (07/28/2008)

In the beginning there was football...
Smart football players wrestle.
Sado-Masochistic wrestlers play Rugby.
Sports
81 Clicks
by: Anonymous   (07/07/2008)

In soccer there are...

NO timeouts
NO commercial breaks
NO helmets
NO shoulder pads
NO halftime shows
NO cheerleaders

Soccer
Go hard or go home!

- At soccer practice!!
Sports
68 Clicks
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