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by: TNA4life   (06/12/2008)

"Work sucks, I know"
-Blink 182
Work
54 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (06/02/2008)

Mowin' mowin' mowin'
Though the grass is growin'
Keep that mower mowin'!
Rawhiiiide!

Through rain and wind and weather
Hell's planned nothing better
Just wishin' that I was back insiiiide

All the things I'm missin'
Like you all out there sittin'
Waiting for the end of my riiiiiide!


Rawhiiiide!

(Mowin' the lawn. Brbz.)
Work
94 Clicks
by: --The Slinger--   (05/06/2008)

"They call me the working man"

-Rush
Work
0 Clicks
by: goldbond318   (06/22/2007)

i had a life once... but my job ate it.
Work
54 Clicks
by: fireprincess928   (04/11/2007)

I must be a flying monkey, cause my boss is the wicked witch of the west.
Work
88 Clicks
by: peppermintpty   (03/03/2007)

I'm in a little corner of hell I fondly refer to as work.
Work
58 Clicks
by: jacknif3   (11/06/2006)

Ninjaing
Work
20 Clicks
by: Wentz21   (08/23/2006)

Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked:
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work ......drunk.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
7. So that with a little help from Muzak, you can add, "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 9:00AM!"
Work
547 Clicks
by: Relientkluvr34   (08/03/2006)

If I Had Fairly Odd Parents... I Would Wish... That I... Would Never Have To Do Dishes Again In My Life!
Work
70 Clicks
by: ohsnapitskarad   (08/03/2006)

Who the hell needs a social life when u can sit behind a cash register for 8 hrs a day saying "Paper Or Plastic?"
Work
87 Clicks
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