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by: muzikalcheezegal   (03/12/2006)

Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero. Off to battle the idiots of the world, back later.
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by: dancexdance grl   (03/02/2006)

Downloading Give-a-Damn software:

1%

2%

3%

::ERROR::

Unable to give a damn
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by: Shaved Beverage   (03/02/2006)

The police are currently chasing a suspect said to be tall, dark, and handsome. Your ugly ass is safe but where should I hide?
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by: lzybum311   (03/02/2006)

"Are you an asshole cause you're hairy and you smell like shit."
-Matt Stiffler, American Pie Band Camp
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by: johnny hubcaps   (03/02/2006)

Hey, I am the Founder of the "I Hate %n Club" and I'm here to tell you that their is no vacancy left.

Sorry for the inconvience.
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by: cornholioXdude   (02/22/2006)

I would hit you but shit splatters!
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by: killer   (02/22/2006)

Yo mama's so old she sat next to Jesus in first grade.
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by: mustag 13   (02/09/2006)

If you can read this our snipers can drop you........
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1,270 Clicks

by: badASSawayMESSAGES   (01/22/2006)

[Insert Away Message Here]


Yea that's right. I'm making YOU write my away messages now.
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1,236 Clicks

by: dawiteshak   (01/22/2006)

I could eat alphabet soup and crap better lyrics than you.
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