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by: joepermanent (11/16/2005)

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes (REAL AMERICAN HEROES).
Today we salute you, Mr.Emo Punk Kid. You showed us what the real purpose of sweat bands really are: To stop any liquid from reaching your forearm from your bicep. Genius. (No wet hands for me!) Some may say your fashion is nothing more than something found in a trash can, but you know better, for your mother washed it, twice. (Tumble Dry Only!) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Heir of the Ho Hum Happiness, because without you we wouldn't know that men as well as women deserve eye shadow and twenty three pounds of chains.
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1,420 Clicks

by: johnny hubcaps (03/02/2006)

Hey, I am the Founder of the "I Hate %n Club" and I'm here to tell you that their is no vacancy left.

Sorry for the inconvience.
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1,408 Clicks

by: Jon McShafty (10/08/2007)

How Do You Keep An Idiot Busy...Turn Over Away Message To Find Out
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1,403 Clicks

by: Josh (02/22/2004)

GOD DAMNIT!!! Leave me alone. Im trying to do something that doesn't include your sorry ass!!!!
Mean
1,410 Clicks

by: jpdooda (12/12/2006)

I'll be back (when you get a life)
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1,403 Clicks

by: JT (02/25/2004)

Roses are red, Violets are black,
Why is your chest as flat as your back?
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1,414 Clicks

by: juicyfruit1103 (03/08/2004)

Life 'aint a garden, %n . . . quit bein' a hoe!
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1,412 Clicks

by: justducky876 (05/29/2004)

|D|R|U|G|S| my anti-you.
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1,403 Clicks

by: Justina (02/21/2004)

I'm out like %n in a beauty contest!
Mean
1,411 Clicks

by: Just_Dont_CARE (11/28/2005)

Listen, I don't care about ugly people, gay people don't bother me either, but you, get your mouse the flip away from my screenname.
Mean
1,406 Clicks


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