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by: Anonymous   (02/25/2004)

Don't tell %n but I'm having a party at my house right now!
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1,242 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (10/03/2004)

Wanna hang?

I'll go get the rope...
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1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (05/04/2005)

When that song "Let's get REtaRDEd" came out, I think %n took it a little too seriously
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1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (05/29/2005)

It's not that God hates you, it's that he likes everyone else better.........a lot better
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1,256 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (01/22/2006)

Off to your mom's place for some milf and cookies.
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1,251 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (04/29/2006)

FAT QUIZ
r u:
A) skinny
B) overweight
C) tubby
D) fat
E) fluffy
or
F) Damn!!!!
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1,258 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (04/09/2007)

Im out like a blind kid in I-spy
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1,255 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (09/06/2008)

Every moment im with you reminds me of how important safe sex is
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1,255 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (03/09/2009)

Tell your mom i left the money under the pillow
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1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous   (03/21/2008)

There's are reason why i'm away, and if you haven't realized that, that's probably the reason
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1,236 Clicks


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