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by: Anonymous (02/25/2004)

Don't tell %n but I'm having a party at my house right now!

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by: Anonymous (10/03/2004)

Wanna hang?

I'll go get the rope...

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by: Anonymous (05/04/2005)

When that song "Let's get REtaRDEd" came out, I think %n took it a little too seriously

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by: Anonymous (05/29/2005)

It's not that God hates you, it's that he likes everyone else better.........a lot better

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by: Anonymous (01/22/2006)

Off to your mom's place for some milf and cookies.

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by: Anonymous (04/29/2006)

FAT QUIZ
r u:
A) skinny
B) overweight
C) tubby
D) fat
E) fluffy
or
F) Damn!!!!

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by: Anonymous (04/09/2007)

Im out like a blind kid in I-spy

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by: Anonymous (09/06/2008)

Every moment im with you reminds me of how important safe sex is

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by: Anonymous (03/09/2009)

Tell your mom i left the money under the pillow

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by: Anonymous (03/21/2008)

There's are reason why i'm away, and if you haven't realized that, that's probably the reason

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