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by: macmarge (09/21/2007)

Academy Performance.

Each morning I rise from my peaceful slumber,
Where all is right with the world.
I brace myself for the hardships that await me outside,
& plaster on my faux smile and continue out the door.
Not knowing what comes next in my script,
I persevere and pace through the halls of my school.

You attempt to disarm me, you attempt to make me cave.
But you fail miserably, For now there is a stone cold wall around my heart,
Composed of much more than brick and mortar you can't get to me now.
You had your chance, I applaud you for that. You followed your script well enough to rival Clint Eastwood. But you met one unforgiving flaw. My life is not your blockbuster.
I confess however, that I too act as if all is impeccable, faultless, and ideal. But the credits are rolling now, the theater's clearing, and no one cares anymore.

I hold the leading role in my life, not you, Somewhere that became questionable to you.
A mere supporting role is all that you hold to your name. While you're still in the credits at the end of the show,
I am remembered, I alone resonate in the minds and hearts of my viewers.
& I alone will hold the Academy Award winning performance.

~mm
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by: Laxbo5 (04/21/2004)

I'm not away, I'm cheating on you. I felt this was the best way to confess. But don't worry, she said you guys weren't really friends anyway. So, uh, let me know when I can drop off your crap.
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by: gangstakeepa24 (02/29/2004)

Lose up to 30 pounds in 30 days... PLEASE!!
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by: HaloMan651 (03/25/2004)

My haircut may look bad, but you're downright ugly!
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by: GoneBuddy (02/21/2004)

Hey, %n! That's right, im NOT here... just consider this payback for all the times you ignored me when I IMed you... SUCKER!
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by: DFGz17 (02/23/2004)

Try decoding this secret message while I'm away!
I.D.O.N.T.L.I.K.E.Y.O.U.
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by: krazyseksychick (03/02/2004)

You sign on and all of the sudden I'm 'away'. Put two and two together, dumbass.
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by: Ice (03/01/2004)

Hello, I'm here, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like . . . IM me, and if I don't respond, it's you!
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by: Kayla xXx (04/06/2004)

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- Printed on the side of your head.
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by: bigpimpin1641 (03/24/2004)

hatred (noun)
1. A feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action
Example: I feel an extreme amount of hatred toward %n
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