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by: MisterDives   (09/08/2004)

"Oh, you hate school? Why didn't you say so! There's a support group for that! It's called EVERYBODY, and they have group meetings at the bar!" -- Drew Cary Show
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by: glebs   (09/02/2004)

You can't spell "Cheat" without "Teach" ;)
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by: PIXIE   (08/30/2004)

If your teacher asks you what he/she just said and you weren't listening, just say "You weren't listening either?"
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by: finker25   (08/25/2004)

If ignorance is bliss, school is a deliberate attempt on its part to deprive me of happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the Declaration of Independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative not to know the material at hand.
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by: Evander   (08/22/2004)

Right now, I'm sitting on my ass getting an education, unlike you who is sitting on your own ass reading this away message.
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by: jperk433   (08/19/2004)

I put the "F" in Finals...
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by: katie   (08/18/2004)

WARNING: School may cause anal leakage due to excessive bull shit.
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by: blueosagebear   (04/29/2004)

My parents keep on asking me how school was... that's like asking how the drive-by shooting was... you don't care how the hell it went, you're just glad you got out alive... Yep, you guessed it. I'm in that hell-hole we all call school.
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by: Killer Flea   (04/22/2004)

In class.... Studying the Whogivesa Dam...
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by: RaulRd3   (04/21/2004)

I am intellectually masturbating
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