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by: alina (06/28/2005)

I love everything about school, except for that whole learning thing... what's up with that?
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by: ddlime1 (01/01/2005)

Wy did tehy kik mi out of hte spelign be?
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1,157 Clicks

by: ladybugsem (12/08/2004)

Today we salute you, stressed out college student, during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on Starbucks & Aderol, you think to yourself, 'am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life?' The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.
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by: Sterces48 (12/06/2004)

You know, you can't spell exams without "sex". Who wants to study? :-*
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by: Crazy Baby 33221 (12/05/2004)

Most people get straight A's...
...Mine are gay.
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1,159 Clicks

by: franman (10/13/2004)

4th grade......best 3 years of my life :-p
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1,168 Clicks

by: Fishy Chan1 (10/09/2004)

Row Row Row Your Boat
Gently Down The Stream
Throw Your Teacher Over-Board
And Listen To Them Scream!
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1,163 Clicks

by: Gloverboy6 (10/03/2004)

Creative names for school food:
1. Shit on a shingle: Pizza
2. Turds and Worms: Spaghetti
3. Wet Weenies on a Bun: Hot Dogs
4. Foreskins on Toast: Beef and mushroom soup on toast.
5. Shitty Joe on the Rocks: School Food
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1,200 Clicks

by: BlueSt33L97 (10/01/2004)

When/if I pass Geometry, I'm going to throw my book into a bonfire and dance around it.
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1,168 Clicks

by: UM Gerbil (09/08/2004)

I'm currently busy putting Windex in [YOUR MOST HATED TEACHER]'s coffee... BBL!
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1,170 Clicks


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