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by: dudedudemer   (10/31/2005)

If they have educational television, why do we have school??
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by: MorsmordreMaiden   (10/28/2005)

Sleep, school, homework. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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by: cheetahbabe85   (10/04/2005)

You know, I could get expelled for bringing these guns to school. *flexes and kisses arms*
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by: monkeybussiness44   (10/04/2005)

"Pst. Hey whats the answer to problem seven?"
"Abraham Lincholn"
"But this is a math test!!"
"The teachers are tricking you"
"Thanx you're the best!"
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by: astonmartonboy2   (09/26/2005)

Hey %n! If school was a drug, I would be sooo friggin messed up right now!
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by: duvey169   (09/20/2005)

I would like to stick my middle finger in the air and tell (insert favorite professor's name here) to analyze this!
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by: BloodHawk389   (09/20/2005)

Test:
1. When did the Pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock?
Answer: 1620. As you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact long enought ot pass a test question. Now I intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

Calvin: They say the satisfaction of teaching makes up for the lousy pay.
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by: luisalevine94   (08/14/2005)

Childhood is short. Why waste it at school?
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by: IcedTeababy   (08/14/2005)

My parents always ask me how school was. It's like, ummm... going to work without getting paid, or being locked in a building full of criticizing people and eating crap for lunch. How do you think it was?
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by: soochers   (06/30/2005)

Catching Some Z's
God I love math class...
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