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by: Lil Eli (05/30/2006)

Calvin: Boy, I hate school assignments! Mis Wormwood is out to destroy my life!
Hobbes: What do you have to do?
Calvin: Make a leaf collection! What a dumb waste of time!
Hobbes: How many do you need?
Calvin: 50! I gotta collect 50 leaves!
Calvin: And just when I thought of a loophole, the teacher said every leaf has to be a different kind.
Hobbes: Shes got your number.
Hobbes: When do you need to present your leaf collection?
Calvin: In two weeks.
Hobbes: That's not so bad. You just need three or four leaves a day.
Calvin: I'm not working on weekends.
Hobbes: Ok, five leaves a day.
Calvin: And my weekdays are booked until next thursday at 6 PM!
Hobbes: So you need 50 leaves in an hour...
Calvin: I told you it was impossible!!
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by: hollzballz (04/07/2006)

HAHA! Class has the word ass in it! Now who in their right mind could concentrate when thinking about things such as this?!
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1,157 Clicks

by: JasonS (02/26/2006)

Hasn't anybody heard of child labor laws? Jesus! I mean macaroni pictures? What do they want from us!?
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1,163 Clicks

by: bondage (02/26/2006)

Gettin' my learn on.

BRB
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1,157 Clicks

by: kakimaki (02/09/2006)

I am currently in school. Ugh this is so boring. LoL. Bbl

isn't that funny?
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1,162 Clicks

by: greendayjc93 (12/27/2005)

Every day, my mom asks me, "How was school?" And I lie of course, because if I tell her the truth, she'd probably commit suicide. Here's a list of the "stuff" I put up with: 1.Racism, 2. fat jokes, 3. yo mama jokes, 4. getting dissed by someone by asking a simple question, 5.physical abuse, and best of all, brain damage!
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1,166 Clicks

by: bwrhockey (12/27/2005)

I always had a PHD: A Pretty Huge Dingaling
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1,158 Clicks

by: nickakastu (12/11/2005)

See you in HELLl!!!
oh..i mean school....yes school..
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1,157 Clicks

by: macmarge (11/28/2005)

There's no "I" in school... Yep, I'm ditching!
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1,159 Clicks

by: tptshorty (11/21/2005)

I AM paying attention. Just not to you.
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1,157 Clicks


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