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by: aceofhearts2733   (11/27/2007)

School...It's not prison, but it's pretty damn close. And sometimes I wish it was.
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by: nikesktrsb   (11/27/2007)

If you're in school right now u feel my pain...or u got hit by a bus.
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by: orangenoodle09   (10/29/2007)

Hi ho Hi ho its off to school we go. We hear the bell and run like hell. Hi ho Hi ho Hi ho Hi ho. Hi ho its off to school we go we learn some junk and then we flunk! Hi ho Hi ho Hi ho Hi ho
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by: the93owner   (10/17/2007)

I could be in my bed, sleeping in till 11 am... but instead I'm at school. Why do I choose school over me?
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by: zaqsaw   (10/17/2007)

All my English class has taught me is how to better say "I hate school".
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by: Hi iM Dr1fT   (09/20/2007)

"I know its illegal to bring guns to school but... I can't help myself."
::flexes::
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by: jay   (09/11/2007)

My teacher is more of a stiff than Rick R. Mortis..
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by: Fattytusks   (09/02/2007)

Shcool!
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by: dingbat9186   (08/21/2007)

Newton said that F=ma, and he also said that what goes up must come down... It doesn't say anywhere that what goes down must come up, so I thought I'd test that out for him a few hundred years later.

----Nearing End of Semester----

Hmmm, nope. Grades didn't come up yet...
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by: dingbat9186   (08/21/2007)

The Art of 10-minute Paper Writing:

1. Skim over the required reading (2 minutes)
2. Creative procrastination (5 minutes)
3. "Deep" thought (1 minute)
4. Regurgitation of said "deep" thought onto computer (2 minutes)
5. Save as... (Effortless)
6. Print (Thank god it's over)

Now you may resume gaming or sleeping, whichever just lost 10 minutes of your attention...
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