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by: megustapunk41 (03/09/2004)

College is great, too bad classes get in the way.
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by: ladybugsem (12/08/2004)

Today we salute you, stressed out college student, during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on Starbucks & Aderol, you think to yourself, 'am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life?' The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.
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1,238 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (05/30/2006)

Calvin: Boy, I hate school assignments! Mis Wormwood is out to destroy my life!
Hobbes: What do you have to do?
Calvin: Make a leaf collection! What a dumb waste of time!
Hobbes: How many do you need?
Calvin: 50! I gotta collect 50 leaves!
Calvin: And just when I thought of a loophole, the teacher said every leaf has to be a different kind.
Hobbes: Shes got your number.
Hobbes: When do you need to present your leaf collection?
Calvin: In two weeks.
Hobbes: That's not so bad. You just need three or four leaves a day.
Calvin: I'm not working on weekends.
Hobbes: Ok, five leaves a day.
Calvin: And my weekdays are booked until next thursday at 6 PM!
Hobbes: So you need 50 leaves in an hour...
Calvin: I told you it was impossible!!
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1,238 Clicks

by: dingbat9186 (08/21/2007)

The Art of 10-minute Paper Writing:

1. Skim over the required reading (2 minutes)
2. Creative procrastination (5 minutes)
3. "Deep" thought (1 minute)
4. Regurgitation of said "deep" thought onto computer (2 minutes)
5. Save as... (Effortless)
6. Print (Thank god it's over)

Now you may resume gaming or sleeping, whichever just lost 10 minutes of your attention...
School/Class
1,238 Clicks

by: GoneBuddy (02/21/2004)

Gone to school, see you when I get back from hell.
School/Class
1,237 Clicks

by: drew tyer (02/23/2004)

Busy cramming useless knowledge into my brain that I will probably never use again
School/Class
1,237 Clicks

by: laurie (03/02/2004)

I'm trapped in an evil building where they torture children . . . school!
School/Class
1,237 Clicks

by: Killer Flea (04/22/2004)

In class.... Studying the Whogivesa Dam...
School/Class
1,237 Clicks

by: The Thread 99 (04/19/2004)

Buried in Numbers Equations and Rhymes, all these things seem to be a waste of my time. Four hours a day, two hours a night... or six hours straight, what ever you like. I like none of it, this also is true, I... Would much rather... be talking to you.
School/Class
1,237 Clicks

by: Rapala993 (03/11/2004)

SUMMER VACATION!!

No more pencils, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks. When the principal rings the bell, toss your books and run like hell!!
School/Class
1,237 Clicks


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