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by: mealriyse   (11/04/2004)

My phone is on vibrate, in my back pocket, and I'm ready for my butt massage... SO CALL ME! :*
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by: syro   (06/29/2005)

"You know Leo didn't like phones. He said he could hear voices in them."
-Kelso, That 70's Show
1,411 Clicks

by: RckabillyRebel13   (11/27/2004)

Your IM is very important to us. Please stay online. A representative will be with you momentarily.
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by: kick@$$   (03/06/2004)

Humping the phone . . . now that's phone sex ;)
1,409 Clicks

by: FatBoyFat   (11/15/2004)

Suicide hotline, please hold...
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by: forgoodorforevil   (01/12/2007)

"Fiona's got him on the phone, and she's tryin not to moan. Cuz it's a three-way call and he knows nothing!"

-Scotty Doesn't Know By Lustra
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by: ~*ßeNjI*~   (08/17/2004)

We tried phone sex once,
But the holes were too small...
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by: falling 24x star   (06/18/2004)

Sticking the phone up my butt and making a BOOTY CALL!
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by: Alex   (02/24/2004)

I am away right now. If you want to call me on my cell phone, please buy me one. Thx!
1,407 Clicks

by: cheesplease66   (04/04/2004)

*Parents will never understand the importance of a phone to a teenager*
1,407 Clicks

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