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by: Anonymous (08/06/2007)

You have to play as a team. It's Uter-US not Uter-U.

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by: Luning107 (08/06/2007)

Smokin' Da SuperBOWL

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by: srcit1209 (08/06/2007)

D + 2 = 10

What is D?

8=D ... you like that, dontcha?

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by: C-Dich3 (08/02/2007)

The best thing about waking up with morning wood is knowing that without that kickstand, I might have rolled off my bed last night....

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by: ydoc (07/19/2007)

I go down more than a pair of panties

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by: zaqsaw (07/19/2007)

I lost my teddy bear.... will you sleep with me ^_~

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by: bondage (07/19/2007)

Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
10. "Reach in and grab the giblets."
09. "Whew..that's one terrific spread!"
08. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
07. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
06. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
05. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
04. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
03. "It's cool whip time!"
02. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
And the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving, but isn't is:
01. "It must be broken 'cause when I push the tip, nothing squirts out."

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by: Jake Himself (06/22/2007)

Santa is just another guy trying to get into your stalkings :p

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by: []D [] []V[] []D (06/12/2007)

Hey, Are you good at skateboarding?
Cause i wanted you to lipslide my rail!
just kidding.
but not really.

bbl

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by: dont im me (05/22/2007)

life is short and hard like a midget with a woody

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